WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
