Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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