Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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