I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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