"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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