Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
handjob tips. give me some.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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