To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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