Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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