my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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