Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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