What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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