I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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