we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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