He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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