Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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