Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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