We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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