I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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