Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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