Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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