I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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