I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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