What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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