just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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