I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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