Me too!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
