She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
