I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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