Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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