is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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