I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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