How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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