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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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