she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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