Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize