gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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