i jhust puked up my retainher.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I love you. Go after that dick
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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