franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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