I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
the raccoons are back...
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