i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
