? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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