after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't want my vagina anymore.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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