So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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