You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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