there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Can I color on your dick again?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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