so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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