he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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