That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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