She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i already hear my dad disowning me
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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