You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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