i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We need to rekindle our bromance
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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