I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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