what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
