I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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