I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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