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(212): View more from New York

Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed

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(313): View more from Michigan

All I've ever wanted to do in life is right

(517): View more from Michigan

Maybe you should learn how to spell write first

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(620): View more from Kansas

How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow

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(252): View more from North Carolina

so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2

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(260): View more from Indiana

HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER

(425): View more from Washington

At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.

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