Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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