I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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